New Year Blessings

Attention wage donkeys! Pull yourselves away from the mind-numbing stupidity of American Idol reruns, Toby Keith music videos, and the NASCAR. I bring you reasons to rejoice at the start of 2010. There will be new episodes of The Simpsons, The Cleveland Show, Family Guy, and American Dad tonight. By all means, celebrate now so that you may return to your petty wage slave lifestyles tomorrow, happy and content as you squander your meager life savings on inconsequential household items at Wal-Mart and food that will damage your organs at the local fast food chain. That is all.