Many thanks to Fox News.

Sarah Palin is officially a Fox News contributor. She will serve as a regular commentator and occasional guest host. I dropped to my knees and wept with uncontrollable joy when I heard the news. Thank you God. This will undoubtedly yield a comedic treasure chest the likes of which are rarely seen in human civilization. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert just popped a bottle of champagne, exchanged chest-bumps, high-fives, and wept with uncontrollable joy. The gift of Sarah Palin keeps giving.