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Hold the presses!!! Stop what you are doing and listen in. Forget Health Care, forget poverty, forget unemployment, forget the Eggo Waffles that aren't in the freezer, forget Tiger Wood, and definitely forget Nanci Pelosi's appalling and uncomfortable laughter; the news is in. 2010 Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame inductees include ABBA. That's right, Dancing Queen will be forever immortalized by this epic endeavor. May Acid Rock live in infamy forever.